Unfortunately, today one of the major writers was fired from The Beefstown Times!
Allegedly, some 12 year old kid made the CEO of Isaac Incorporated, Isaac Maher, fire Spamton G. Spamton because they really don't like the way he speaks!
In an interview with Isaac Maher, he said "I was talking to [The kid], and he asked me to fire Spamton [...] he just really hates [Spamton] for some reason.".
Isaac Maher denied the request to reveal the identity of the kid to the interviewers.
I personally feel like this is going to be terrible for the salmon of the world, because Spamton was a major donater to the "Protect the Salmon Society" I created last month. Also, please donate as much as you can! I ne-- I mean, WE need your support!
Have a salmon-tastic day everyone!
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