Today Isaac Maher, the Mayor of Beefstown revealed a shocking plan!
In an interview with Isaac Maher, he said "[The SGW Safety Company] is no longer welcome [in Beefstown]. [...] they have been a consistent thorn in my side since they were founded."
Because of this, City Officials have installed checkpoints at all entrances to Beefstown which inspect all people who enter, and exit.
In another interview with Isaac Maher, he said "We are not allowing [SGW Safety Company people] into or out of Beefstown. [...] we have revoked all their passports. They cannot enter or leave."
Unfortunately, this means that all people who live in Beefstown and who had jobs with the SGW Safety Company have lost their jobs and are now desperately seeking new jobs. The unemployment rate in Beefstown has nearly doubled, leaving many struggling to pay their rent and pay for their food.
John Johnson out!
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